First, I'll wake up in the morning and have magically sprouted long, shapely, and tanned legs, also my hair will have become unbelievably thick and shiny. I know these are shallow things, but it is my birthday so ~tough noogies~. Just go with it. I now bear a remarkable resemblance to her:
Then we get down to partying.
Aren't you guys glad I invited you?
In real life my sister is coming for a visit ON my birthday (the best gift ever) for two weeks, and the day before is the second ~ladies night~ event at the trail, which promises to be amazingly awesome, with free wine & snacks after our ride, and free massages. Yep, life in Suelandia is pretty sweet.